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Ba ha ha!

restaurantbastards

I understand that it is difficult for some people to figure out how much of a tip to leave on the bill. I can always pick out the cheapies by the way they hold the bill close to their faces, with squinted eyes, scanning each and every single itemized food and drink that’s on there. Then they gaze up towards the ceiling, as they try to recount each item coming to the table, in order to make sure they aren’t paying for the same soda twice. What a joke.

Well, here is a free tip sheet for you cheap bastards to help you figure out how much you don’twant to leave. I made sure to highlight the word free for you because I know that’s what catches your penny pinching eyes.

If the tip sheet is still too complicated for your tiny brain, here is another simple way for you…

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Writer, Walker, Entrepreneur, baby-boomer

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